Thursday, December 31, 2009
Life ain't easy
Sometimes life overtakes you, and you wind up going place to place, traveling long distances, confronting crises you had hoped would never happen in your lifetime, crying at night and in the spaces when you had nothing to do, and then you come to blogger fucking dot com, and it asks for your pass fucking word. Man, it's been a year since I even thought about you, so why would I remember your password? So, today gives me an occasion to speak well of Bill Gates and his Windows, because they remember the password I can't for the life of me remember.
Labels:
Bill Gates,
crisis; windows,
memory,
password
Yes, life sucks
Yes, it has been more than 14 months since we were supposed to overrun your planet, subject you all to slavery and begin raping your world's natural resources. Hasn't happened. Doesn't mean you should get all preachy and happy about it. Bad things happen, to good and bad peope alike, almost without regard to how good/bad they are. But trash talk does seem to tilt the axis of justice, so if you want to mouth off, please do. We'll meet up later.
Labels:
beeatch,
jive,
rape,
shit talk,
takeover date,
trash talk
Friday, December 26, 2008
Long time, lots see
Interesting to watch how much hysteria there is for Dec. 25 on some parts of your planet, total absence of interest on most of it.
Labels:
christians,
Christmas,
religion
Saturday, November 22, 2008
It's called 'the brakes,' dipshit
OK, so here you can see what it looks like when a moron drives a spaceship into the atmosphere. If our angle had been any steeper, I wouldn't be writing this now. Thanks much to the Edmonton police for this visual evidence of why I will keep smacking a certain pilot on the forehead.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Crazy to the Nth degree
Accidentally discovered that one of our implants when in someone who has a heart attack and then is heavily sedated can sometimes short, creating random behavior to a degree no one would be happy to observe. Sorry to the implantee and all the friends and relatives now going through hell.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Breaking the silence
All right, all right, sorry it has been over a week since I've posted, but come on, I've only seen everything I've worked for the past several years almost entirely wiped out. Maybe I'm a little depressed. You get depressed, your dogs and cats depressed, you don't think an alien can get depressed? If we were a human organization, we'd be bracing for layoffs about now. But we're not. On the other hand, we have airlocks.
Labels:
airlocks,
blogging,
depression,
layoffs
Saturday, November 1, 2008
You'd be better off
C'mon. There seem to be two ways you guys find this blog. One is the rare person who is surfing the random tweets of everyone on Twitter. The other is someone Googling something about "alien sex," "fucking aliens" or, as happened this week, "sick alien sex." When we're sick, our sex is no better than your is when you have a bad cold. Which is to say, we still do it.
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