Yes, life sucks

Yes, it has been more than 14 months since we were supposed to overrun your planet, subject you all to slavery and begin raping your world's natural resources. Hasn't happened. Doesn't mean you should get all preachy and happy about it. Bad things happen, to good and bad peope alike, almost without regard to how good/bad they are. But trash talk does seem to tilt the axis of justice, so if you want to mouth off, please do. We'll meet up later.