Excellent! Time for another implant. These are so much more interesting than probing. More exacting work, more challenging, and most important there is so much less squealing. And no smell. Sarah Palin, we're on our way.

When porn crosses the line

This person wasn't a Hillaryite, but the sign virtually screamed "PROBE ME! PROBE ME!" Interestingly, she's not certain this is a joke:
"We had thousands of flyers that spelled out our philosophy in exposing Bird Watchers for what they really are: namely cunning, pervasive, horny preditors. More specifically, a shameful blight on our society by seeking sexual stimulation from birds in congress."

Can't swing a dead cat without hitting one

Some of us, including me, thought it too ambitious to try to find and probe 500 Hillaryites. Some thought we might have to resort to picking up everyone who looks like Bella Abzug and hope, but it has been much easier than we expected. They display their loyalties so prominently we can spot them with a simple visual scan of the streets.

Oops

So much probing, I wound up wearing myself out and fell asleep just in time to miss Michelle Obama's speech. Good thing I'm not paid for this blog. When I'm conscious, see live comments on my Twitter feed.

Live-blogging isn't fast enough

I intended to live-blog the DNC tonight. I hadn't figured that the first night would produce such profuse crap (the rhetoric). I really thought that would be the RNC. But, wow, I can't keep up with Jesse Jr.

Tweet tweet

So far, follow my Twitter to see my reaction during this convention.

Bad speechifying

You have precious little time left, so you probably don't need to worry about this, but if you gain more time you shouldn't let Nancy Pelosi give anymore speeches. She seriously stinks. She also seems to think she's still 35.