Crazitude

We have observed that the line in your species between sanity and insanity is thin indeed, and no more so than when romantic affection is involved. We have seen a teenage boy plunged into clinical depression by a romantic rejection, then pulled out again by a job offer. We have seen a woman engage in romantic behavior with a man, yet because she calls him a "friend" she discounts it, then later accuses him of betrayal. Obsession is your preference. That high school flame -- over it yet? WANT to get over it? This is among your greatest weaknesses ... and yet, as we watch, we wonder, what must the experience be like to propel such illogical, counterproductive actions?

My Saturday

Lies are necessary to maintain order. Like sausage, it's a universal constant. No matter the species, you do something your partner enjoys because it makes him/her/it happy. You enjoy that happiness. You stow away your own displeasure and bask in the happiness. You remind yourself of when your partner has done the same thing and certainly will again. This has nothing to do with our taking over your world. Just sayin'.

Where we all connect

I don't care if you're human, Steev, gay, bisexual, lesbian, transgender, transpecies, whatever -- your OTHER is going to cause you emotional trouble. Do everything you think you are supposed to do, and there will be new requirements. Oh yes, there will be reasons for you to love your new life in the salt mines.